Bon Jovi is now a country band

I don't care enough to actually check the news about this but I heard that they were going country. Of course, by going "country" I mean that they are going to begin selling their music in a different bin, play their songs on different radio stations, and become NASCAR fans. These guys would do really well if they would begin covering some of the old country songs instead of writing their own. They are stuck in that mode of quoting retail workers and fast food employees by writing songs like "Have A Nice Day".

Patsy, Johnny, Willie, Waylon and Bob Wills are all rolling in their graves. Of course, the Willie I am referring to is "Boxcar Willie".